27 Pennant Mania

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Arnold the Alligator
ARNOLD'S COFFEE SHOP 🐊
OPEN 24 HOURS · DEALS NEVER SLEEP

Good morning. Coffee's ready.

I've been watching prices again. Four pennants landed on the counter this morning. NFL. NHL. Felt. Twelve by thirty inches. All of them under six dollars.

Something interesting landed on the counter today. The numbers surprised me. You decide. 🐊

THE CHALKBOARD
Morning coffee $5.95
Kansas City Chiefs pennant $3.50 ✓
Florida Panthers pennant $3.80 ✓
Seattle Seahawks pennant $4.64 ✓
Edmonton Oilers retro pennant $5.28 ✓
All four combined $17.22
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS · FELT PENNANT · 12×30"
Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs Pennant
$3.50
MSRP $11.99 · 71% OFF
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"Mahomes is doing things on a football field that should not be legal and somehow are. $3.50 for a pennant that says Super Bowl Champions. I have spent more on a parking meter."
2024 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS · FELT PENNANT · 12×30"
Florida Panthers
Florida Panthers Pennant
$3.80
MSRP $11.99 · 68% OFF
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"$3.80 for a pennant that says Stanley Cup Champions. I have paid more for a breath mint."
12TH MAN TERRITORY · FELT PENNANT · 12×30"
Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks Pennant
$4.64
MSRP $11.99 · 61% OFF
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"CenturyLink Field — one of the loudest stadiums ever measured by science. $4.64 for all of that on your wall. Less than a bag of chips at the game."
RETRO · DYNASTY ERA · FELT PENNANT · 12×30"
Edmonton Oilers
Edmonton Oilers Retro Pennant
$5.28
MSRP $11.99 · 56% OFF
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"Gretzky. Messier. Coffey. Kurri. Five Cups in seven years. $5.28. I have tipped more than that on a coffee I did not finish."
BEFORE WE REFILL THE POT 🐊

Four pennants. Two NFL. Two NHL. Two championships. Two dynasties. Combined: $17.22. One round of lattes for four people. Or four walls with a story on each one.

The coffee is still hot. The numbers are on the board.

You decide. ☕

Sally Jane the Squirrel
SALLY JANE THE SQUIRREL 🐿️
Chiefs $3.50. Panthers $3.80. Seahawks $4.64. Oilers $5.28. Four pennants. $17.22. Less than a round of coffee. Every price. You decide. 🐿️
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