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Arnold the Alligator
ARNOLD'S DEAL BAR ☕
Where every deal costs less than your morning coffee.
ARNOLD THE ALLIGATOR 🐊 · AUGUST 27, 2026

Good morning. Pull up a stool. The bar is open.

This morning I am serving two pennants. NHL. Felt. Twelve by thirty inches. MSRP $11.99 each. And both of them are priced at what you are about to spend on a cup of coffee.

One is from Edmonton. One is from Florida. One of them just won the Stanley Cup. The other one almost did — twice. Both of them belong on a wall. Neither of them belongs at MSRP today.

Here is what the sweep found. You decide. 🐊

DEAL ONE · EXPLOSIVE · 68% OFF
Florida Panthers
2024 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS · FELT PENNANT
Florida Panthers 2024 Stanley Cup Pennant
$3.80
MSRP $11.99 · 68% OFF · EXPLOSIVE
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"The Panthers won the Cup in 2024. They lost it in 2023. They almost lost their minds watching Aleksander Barkov carry that team for a decade. $3.80 for a pennant that says Stanley Cup Champions. I have paid more for a breath mint. You decide."
Shop Amazon → $3.80
DEAL TWO · SUPER · 56% OFF
Edmonton Oilers
RETRO · FELT PENNANT · 12×30 INCH
Edmonton Oilers Retro Pennant
$5.28
MSRP $11.99 · 56% OFF · SUPER
ARNOLD SAYS 🐊
"The Retro pennant. The one that brings you back to Gretzky, Messier, Coffey, Kurri — a dynasty that won five Cups in seven years and still doesn't get the credit it deserves south of the border. $5.28. Less than a latte. More than a conversation piece. You decide."
Shop Amazon → $5.28
LAST CALL FROM THE BAR 🐊

Two pennants. Combined price: $9.08. That is one medium latte with oat milk and a cookie you didn't really want.

One goes on the wall for the Cup. One goes on the wall for the dynasty. Both of them go on the wall for less than you spent on breakfast.

The math is on the board. The bar is open. You decide. 🐊

Sally Jane the Squirrel
SALLY JANE THE SQUIRREL 🐿️
Florida Panthers. Edmonton Oilers. Two NHL pennants. Two deals under $6. Combined less than a cup of coffee. Every price. You decide. 🐿️
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MATHEMATICS · TRANSPARENCY · YOU DECIDE
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