💥 EXPLOSIVE · FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES · $9.61 · 77% OFF · AUGUST 5, 2026
🦉 BEHIND THE SWEEP · SERIES 1 OF 1
How One T-Shirt Becomes A Post
"Today we show you the work. Not just the deal — the process behind the deal. How a product with 265 SKUs becomes a single verified post. How the algorithm reveals itself one school, one size at a time. And how the number we lead with — $9.61 — is the only one in 265 that earned the headline." — Oliver
STEP 1 · THE PRODUCT
Before the sweep begins, the product earns its place. Three criteria — every time. First: officially licensed. Second: a meaningful MSRP where the discount is real and measurable. Third: variations across teams, sizes, and colors. A product with one SKU teaches us almost nothing. A product with 265 SKUs tells us a story.
THE PRODUCT · VERIFIED
Blue 84 NCAA Star Tee
100% ringspun cotton · Front and back star graphics · Crew neck, relaxed fit · Officially Licensed NCAA · MSRP $41.99 · 53 schools · 5 sizes each · 265 individual SKUs
STEP 2 · THE SWEEP
Systematic. A to Z. Every school, every size. No favorites, no shortcuts. For each of the 265 combinations — one question: does this price clear the threshold?
🥇 GOLDEN
$8
Below $8 · FLOOR(41.99×0.20)
💥 EXPLOSIVE
$12
Below $12 · FLOOR(41.99×0.30)
💚 SUPER
$20
Below $20 · FLOOR(41.99×0.50)
🔵 PARACHUTE
$29
Below $29 · FLOOR(41.99×0.70)
FLOOR rounding always · Most conservative version · Never rounded up
STEP 3 · WHAT THE DATA SAID
Most of the sweep sits at or near full price. Arkansas — all five sizes, $41.99. Army — all five sizes, $41.99. Kansas — same. The algorithm has left most of these SKUs alone. Then Super deals appear in pockets — BYU Small $13.27, Clemson Medium $14.43, Liberty Flames across four sizes. And then one row stops everything.
THE ROW THAT STOPPED EVERYTHING
Florida State Seminoles · Team Color
S
$41.99
M
$41.99
L
$9.61
💥
XL
$41.99
XXL
$41.99
ONE SIZE. ONE PRICE. 265 CELLS. THIS IS THE ONE.
STEP 4 · OLIVER'S CORNER · WHY $9.61?
Algorithm v11.0 · DQS 82/100 · August 5, 2026
"We can't know with certainty why Florida State Large dropped to $9.61. That's the honest answer, and we never pretend otherwise. What we can observe is the pattern. Every other FSU size sits at $41.99. Only Large moved. That's not a school-level inventory problem — the other sizes are untouched. That's a size-specific velocity problem. Someone has too many Florida State Large shirts and not enough of that specific combination moving. The algorithm responded. It dropped the Large. It left everything else alone."
WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU
If you wear a Large and you're a Seminoles fan — today is your day. If you wear a Medium — full price. Same shirt. Same school. Different size. Different algorithm. This is dynamic pricing made visible.
💥 MATHEMATICAL LOW
$9.61
FSU Large · Only Explosive in 265 SKUs
DQS SCORE
82/100
Above 60-point publish gate · Verified
ON AMAZON
8 Days
New listing · Algorithm still finding equilibrium
💥 EXPLOSIVE · AUGUST 5, 2026 · FLORIDA STATE · LARGE · TEAM COLOR
265 combinations. A to Z. Every school, every size. Most of this sweep sits at $41.99 — full price, no movement. Then the algorithm breaks. Florida State Seminoles. Blue 84 ringspun tee. Large. Amazon today: $9.61. MSRP $41.99. 77% off. The only Explosive deal in 53 schools. 8 days on Amazon. The deal found us — not the other way around. That's the discipline. 🐊
"This post didn't start with us looking for an FSU deal. It started with a product that had 265 combinations, and a sweep that ran every single one. The deal found us — not the other way around. That's the discipline. That's what makes it real. Blue 84 NCAA Star Tee. Florida State Seminoles. Large. $9.61. The full sweep is linked. You Decide. 🪂"
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